• February 13, 2012

wyoming

Officers at F.E. Warren Air Force Base in Wyoming could not communicate with or monitor the status of 50 Minuteman III nuclear missiles for a while on Saturday. That’s a comforting thing to know, right? Look: sometimes our nukes, like rebellious teenagers, get angry at their military officers and won’t talk to them or tell [...]

A Republican former senator from Wyoming totally said “tits” to a lady, in an email! Specifically, Alan “Bartholomew J.” Simpson, who is now the co-chair of the White House’s Commission on Fiscal Reform, called Social Security a “cow with 310 million tits.” HAHAHAHAHH. And now some uptight lame-os want him to resign. But should he?

As threatened, both Washington and Wyoming went ahead with their primary elections yesterday. Washington didn’t surprise anybody because it is boring; in Wyoming, the nominations of Republican Matt Mead and Democrat Leslie Peterson for governor surprised everyone, because nobody had heard of any of the candidates before and thus any name would have been a [...]

Oh, God, can you even believe that more primaries are happening? When will America’s suffering end? Today’s victims are in Washington state and Wyoming. Washington has a savage, out-of-control “jungle primary” that will almost certainly result incumbent Democratic Senator Patty Murray facing off against Republican Dino Rossi, who lost the last two gubernatorial races. In [...]

Look, it’s Max Baucus’s summer boyfriend, Mike Enzi! Mike Enzi has it so easy because he has a simple four-letter last name. Some people are not so lucky. In this video, note how fluently Mike Enzi says “ACORN” and how he cannot say “Blagojevich” at all. What, was this guy living under a buffalo for [...]

That dreadful scandal-bastion known to some as “the University of Wyoming” is back in the news, because of mean old Dick Cheney: “CHEYENNE, Wyo. — A decision by the University of Wyoming to name a new center for international students for former Vice President Dick Cheney is drawing criticism from people who say Cheney’s support [...]

There has been an OUTRAGEOUS CRIME committed against the little GOP office in Cody, Wyoming! Local children are accused of putting some Obama stickers and fliers on the windows of the Republican office! This is exactly the kind of Domestic Terrorism that Sarah Palin is working so hard to fight, you betcha.