• February 13, 2012

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PANDORA'S XBOX

Weird Canadian Still Trying To Sell Electronic Box Signed By Sarah Palin

by Riley Waggaman

10:43 pm January 12, 2011

Quick! What is the fastest way to make money on the Internet? “Selling Gawker your anonymous college essay about the time you saw Julian Assange’s mangy pube patch” is not an acceptable answer, because instead of paying you in legal tender Nick Denton would probably just transfer a few of his toenail clippings into your [...]

AND MCCAIN IS ADVERTISING ON 'I LOVE LUCY'

Barack Obama Is President of Video Games

by Ken Layne

12:51 am October 14, 2008

Some stoners were playing this video game called Burnout Paradise (of course), and they noticed a funny billboard in the video game. Yes, that’s your Barack Obama, telling the Xbox crowd about how people sometimes vote, for candidates, in these things called elections. But there is no way to actually vote within the video game, [...]