• February 13, 2012

yo-yo ma

THE VOICE OF HER GENERATION

Bristol Palin Is the Yo-Yo Ma of Acting Or Something

by Jack Stuef

12:10 pm June 24, 2010

On July 5th Bristol Palin will make her big-time Hollywood acting debut on America’s favorite and valuesiest television network, ABC Family, but everyone is so excited to have this wonderful gift of acting genius that a clip has been released to give us a taste of her sublime performance. In it, we see Bristol confront [...]

NEW WAYS TO REJECT OBAMA!

Did Yo Yo Ma Make Barack Obama’s ‘Inauguration’ Illegitimate, Also?

by Jim Newell

3:08 pm January 23, 2009

Look. We all know that Barack Obama is not an American human anyway, so he’ll never *really* be president if you care about, oh we don’t know, FACTS. But the sheeple have accepted him and so we must find other “mainstream” ways to have him ousted from office, at which point Ron Paul’s reign will [...]

PERSONALITIES

Gossip Roundup: Lott On His Mind

by henry

3:29 am January 16, 2006