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Wonkette Movie Night: Harvey
'Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.'
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ziggywiggy
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Another Friendly Reminder: Trump *Wants* To Increase Inflation
Literally and seriously.
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Doktor Zoom
1,657
HAPPY NATIONAL BOOK ORGY!
Today is Independent Bookstore Day!
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Sara Benincasa
312
Pecker's Last Stand!
Episode four of 'Days of Our Lies.'
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Marcie Jones
411
Happy Birthday, Mary Wollstonecraft!
Time for some vindication!
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Robyn Pennacchia
405
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The White Linen!
A gin cocktail with all the toppings.
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Matthew Hooper
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Dumbass Uses AI To Frame Boss, Hopes It Can Also Serve Jail Sentence For Him
Yet another use case suggesting AI is bad.
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Gary Legum
408
Pete Buttigieg: What's The Deal With Airlines' Hidden Fees? Nobody Likes Those!
Would it KILL them to tell us the real price of a ticket? I mean, come on!
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Doktor Zoom
351
Nashville Judge Decides To Keep Man In Prison Because Too Many People Think He's Innocent
That's ... a reason.
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Robyn Pennacchia
248
Murderous Governor Kristi Noem Shot Her Own Dog Like It Was A Common Migrant
Boy, you fail at one pheasant hunt and it's a death sentence.
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Gary Legum
999
Net Neutrality Restored!
Hooray for a free and open internet!
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Robyn Pennacchia
149
Weird Jerks Thrilled By Prospect Of AI Stealing Jobs From Greedy Poor People And Immigrants
Yes, they actually just hate poor people.
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Robyn Pennacchia
463
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