Sounds Like Dipsh*t (Acting) DHS Chief Chad Wolf Covering Up 2020 Russia Election Attack In Real Time!

PULL THE FUCKING FIRE ALARM! AGAIN!

Brian Murphy was the head of intelligence at the Department of Homeland Security — the Principal Deputy Undersecretary in the Office of Intelligence and Analysis, if you want to be specific. And he is the next contestant on "So You Wanna Whistleblow Trump's Fucked Up Criming?"

Murphy's whistleblower complaint is, like all whistleblower complaints in the Trump era, a five alarm fire. He says (Acting) DHS Chief Chad Wolf literally told him to stop making intelligence reports on Russian attacks on the 2020 election. That he was told to stand down. That it made Donald Trump look bad. That he should (more or less) make up shit about 'GIIIIIIINA and Iran instead.

You got that? Senior leadership at the Department of Homeland Security told the head of intel to hide intel on the ongoing Russian attack and make up attacks from 'GIIIIIIIINA and Iran.

Wolf, whose own appointment was illegal, told Murphy these orders were coming directly from the White House, specifically National Security Advisor Robert O'Brien.

Murphy is alleging crimes were committed and power was abused, all to protect Trump and hide that Russia is yet again working its ass off to steal the election for him. And that's just one part of the whistleblower complaint!

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Nevada Shuts Down Trump’s Planned Maskless Moron Rallies. Sad!

Donald Trump desperately wants to keep having his campaign Klan-bakes. They remind him of a simpler time when his negligence and lies hadn't resulted in the deaths of almost 200,000 Americans. He scheduled a couple hate rallies in Nevada this weekend, both at airports, where he presumably believes COVID-19 can't get past security.

However, the 5,000 idiots expected to attend Trump's Saturday rally at the Reno-Tahoe International Airport would violate Gov. Steve Sisolak's emergency directive limiting public gatherings to no more than 50 people who enjoy living. Tina Iftiger, senior vice president and chief commercial officer at the Reno-Tahoe Airport Authority, sent a letter to the company that leased the airport hangar to Trump's campaign. She politely explained to Hangar 9, LLC all the reasons why Trump can't have his superspreader event at the airport.

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Oh Nothing, Just Trump Calling Generals 'Pussies' And Spilling Nuclear State Secrets

Time for Part Two of the Bob Woodward book report on Rage, which is the new Bob Woodward book!

You read the parts about Bob's secret recordings of his interviews with Donald Trump, who admitted early and often that he was lying about the coronavirus pandemic. These come from excerpts (AND AUDIO RECORDINGS!) posted by CNN and the Washington Post. There are probably more excerpts by now!

Let's focus on the national security stuff, and also Trump's racism:

'My fucking generals are a bunch of pussies'

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Mighta Been Nice To Have Trump On Tape Admitting He Was Lying About Coronavirus Back In February, BOB

February 7, Donald Trump praised Xi Jinping for how great China was handling the coronavirus and said the "virus hopefully becomes weaker with warmer weather, and then gone." February 9, he said the regular flu kills between 25,000 and 69,000 people a year, but there were only 15 cases of coronavirus, and soon there would be zero. February 26, when there were 58 confirmed cases, he clung to the "15" number, still comparing it to the flu. February 27, "It's going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle, it will disappear." On February 28, he hung out with Diamond and Silk at the White House. All throughout, he said it was "under control." He bragged in February about getting rid of the White House pandemic response office. He still brags about how he stopped (some) flights from China, even though the virus was already here. If all else fails, drink bleach!

That ain't what he said to Bob Woodward.

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Journamalism

Wonkette STICK TO SPORTS!

New posts below!

Yestertoday, as I was compiling this morning's tabs, I ran across Defector's new WELCOME HOME to themselves. Then I spent about two hours reading their riveting old Deadspin reporting on The Maven absolutely boning Sports Illustrated, and not at all in that way we like. I have an unvested interest in all writing about The Maven: I almost once, like a very stupid idiot, let them take over Wonkette.

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National Politics

Can Somebody Please Find Trump Idiot Michael Caputo's Pacifier?

Thoughts and prayers, little buddy.

Oh boy, the performative bullshit victim complex thing among Trump idiots is fierce right now.

Just last week, Fox News moron Greg Gutfeld told the camera very seriously that he is afraid for his life, because of how he is going to get personally murdered if Joe Biden doesn't become president and all the crazed antifa Democrats will take to the streets to personally murder Greg Gutfeld. Or something. Never mind that most Democrats have zero fucking clue who Greg Gutfeld is, and if you said "One of the white idiots on Fox News," they'd just say "Oh, who can even tell them apart. Is he one of the rapey-looking ones on the morning show?" "No, he's another one." "Oh, who can even tell those people apart."

Point is, Gutfeld WASN'T joking and he WASN'T being hyperbolic, because people told him THERE WILL BE BLOOD if Biden loses. (Projection!) And Greg Gutfeld believes Greg Gutfeld is going to be a casualty of all this, because of how he is very important. (Wishful thinking!)

Now we've got dispatches from Trump administration loser idiot Michael Caputo, the Roger Stone buddy who was all the fuck over the Russia scandal, and who has now failed sideways into a role as the chief spokesliar for Trump's Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), even though he has zero background in "medicine" or "healthcare."

The New York Times reports on Caputo's (allegedly!) drunk Sunday Facebooking:

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Conspiracy Theories

Bumbling Slapstick Duo 'Burkman And Wohl' Stage Fake FBI Raid, Get Caught Almost Immediately

Coffee-house hipsters were not involved.

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