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2024 Actual Person Of The Year: Kamala Harris
Time Magazine can give it to Trump like they gave it to Hitler and Stalin. Can also eat bags of dicks.
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2024 Shitheel Of The Year: Elon Musk
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The World's Never Been Hotter. It's A Good Time To Go Green, Yes Really.
Climate optimism for a dark time.
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2024 Scourge Of The Year: Generative AI
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2024 In Why You Should Never, Never, Ever Give A 'Psychic' Any Of Your Money
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The Laborious Year In Labor, 2024!
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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Had Great Year Killing People And Watching America Decline!
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In 2024, The Media Somehow Got WORSE
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2024: The Year That Broke Us
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