Veritas Goons Tried To Take Out Deep State In DC Honeypot Operation, Fell On Their Asses, As Usual.

Please try to imagine the Republican reaction if Democrats funded a phalanx of women using false identities to surreptitiously spy on White House officials and law enforcement agents.

No, don't bother, your head will just explode. And yet Republicans reportedly did exactly that, with Senator Chuck Grassley's infamous staffer Barbara Ledeen lending her rolodex to Project Veritas so operatives associated with the group could set up a stable of women to take out National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster, the replacement for her beloved Gen. Michael Flynn. All they had to do was get hot ladies to sexy up to McMaster and the evil Deep Staters at the FBI, then press "record" when their hapless targets called President Trump an idiot.

How hard could that be? Everyone on earth called Trump an idiot in public right up until he won the election. Because OMG he's such a fucking idiot! Every reporter in DC published a story about White House staffers storming out of meetings tearing their hair out about having to work with SUCH AN IDIOT.

And still the Veritas crew could not make it happen! Because James "Sex Boat" O'Keefe et al. are a bunch of giant fucking idiots themselves, if we're being honest.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Being Deranged Lunatic To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Yes, Again.

We feel like we've written this post before. Oh yeah, it was like three weeks ago, and it was about Marjorie Taylor-Greene being a deranged lunatic to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, rage-screaming DEBATE MEEEEEEE! like a common Ben Shapiro.

Shocker of all shockers, she's still at it.

Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene aggressively confronted Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Wednesday and falsely accused her of supporting "terrorists," leading the New York congresswoman's office to call on leadership to ensure that Congress remains "a safe, civil place for all Members and staff."

Reporters from the Washington Post saw it go down. Ocasio-Cortez left the House chamber and it sounds like Greene came after her like a men's rights activist responding to the word "no." She reportedly kept saying "Hey Alexandria!" like she's even entitled to call the congresswoman from New York by her first name. She shouted to ask why Ocasio-Cortez supported Black Lives Matter and the imaginary antifa monsters who live under MTG's bed. (Those were the "terrorists" she was accusing AOC of supporting.)

And surprise, she's still shouting DEBATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! We'd say it sounds like 'roid rage, but we wouldn't want to cast aspersions on Greene's character.

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House GOP Sedition Caucus Really Showed Its Ass In Jan. 6 Hearing Yesterday

This morning we had a post about former (acting) Trump Defense Secretary Christopher Miller, and what a piece of shit he was yesterday in his joint House Oversight Committee testimony with former (acting) Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen about the January 6 domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol. But that does not tell the whole story of this hearing. In fact, Wonkette will have a total of THREE POSTS this morning on that hearing, because it was a biggun.

This post is a children's treasury of seditious Republicans showing their whole ass during the hearing. Did you know the domestic terrorists who attacked the Capitol at their Dear Leader's behest were just "peaceful patriots"? Or maybe they were not even Trump supporters? Did you know it was more like a "normal tourist visit" and not an insurrection, not even a little bit?

All these things and more!

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Students For Trump Co-Founder Ryan Fournier Not Real Into Whole 'Honor Among Thieves' Thing

The co-founder of "Students for Trump," John Lambert, was sentenced in federal court Tuesday to 13 months in prison for operating a scam law firm in which he pretended to be a lawyer, but didn't bother actually going to law school. As "Students for Trump," Lambert and his pal Ryan Fournier managed to get some loving attention from MAGAworld for their social media stunts, like having pretty young women in swimsuits pose with guns and pro-Trump messages. Brilliant stuff, truly.

But then there was the fraud, what with the fake law firm and stuff. In 2016, Lambert and Fournier started the scam, creating a website for the nonexistent "Pope and Dunn" firm, complete with profiles of lawyers who had really impressive credentials. And of course they were impressive, since Lambert and Fournier cribbed the text for the nonexistent lawyers' qualifications and career highlights from a real law firm. Lambert himself posed as a "graduate of the New York University School of Law" named Eric Pope, who he pretended was a top-flight corporate attorney who would be happy to help you with your legal problems.

Lambert was nabbed by the FBI and charged in the scheme in 2019, thanks to a then-unnamed co-conspirator who'd been cooperating with the FBI since 2018.

Why yes, that cooperating witness, we learned this week, was Lambert's buddy and fellow MAGA douche Ryan Fournier. Cue the dramatic prairie dog!

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Alleged Wife-Murderer Also Alleged Trump-Vote-Frauder, For Two Terrible Tastes That Are EVEN WORSE TOGETHER

Blech :/

Which is more surprising, that the alleged wife-murderer was also an alleged Trump vote frauder, or that the alleged Trump vote frauder was also an alleged wife-murderer? Trick question, they are equally unsurprising and also quite :/

To be fair, even though Donald Trump kept telling his followers to vote twice to "test the system," which is absolutely illegal, and most of the "vote fraud" that was found in the 2020 election was his voters doing what he told them to, even he never suggested people should murder their wives and then vote their murdered wives' ballots for them.

Even he.

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Right Wing Extremism

What If Your Stalker Was Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Then you would be in a pretty large club apparently!

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, the delightful new congresswoman from Q, Georgia, is [Psycho shower scene noise] again. For a change (not for a change), she is harassing Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, because AOC is a socialist-communist-marxist-abortionist, and also probably because she's jealous AOC's face doesn't look like that.

Oh, like it's not true.

Yesterday, following yet another Marjorie Taylor Greene roid-rage incident (RHETORICAL HYPERBOLE!) in which she accosted her fellow representative in the presence of journalists because she doesn't even seem to know she should be embarrassed, a two-year-old video was surfaced by CNN's K-File. The video was originally proudly uploaded by Greene herself but she then deleted it. It's unknown when she deleted the video, whether before her 2020 election to Congress (unlikely, as this sort of thing was what got her elected) or after she lost her committee assignments due to the discovery of her blithely spouting that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi should be executed for treason, which was, probably not coincidentally, the same day as this video. (So that's very likely!)

You ready for some creepy shit?

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BRB, Wonkette's Top 10 Has To Go Punch G_d In The Face

We would never, we think G_d's a swell infinite being.

Good morning to you! And also to you! I am your host, Rebecca, and I will be taking over Saturday duties for our Robyn, who's on post-second-shot vaxx sleep-all-day, boss's orders. (That young lady still has 16 sick and vacation days left, and it is MID-MAY. ROBYN, STAY IN BED!) So don't expect a lot of posts, you, because I hate writing! (Seriously, don't expect a lot of posts. But I'll definitely get to Marjorie Taylor Greene and what is her damage, at the very sweet-Jesus least.) And what do we have this week for you Saturday morning Wonkers to comment around? Let's find out!

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