Fascist Goons Disrupt Katie Porter Town Hall, Welcome To Post-January 6 GOP Politics

On Sunday, rightwing goons showed up to a town hall event held by Democratic Rep. Katie Porter at a park in Irvine, California. Led by Nick Taurus, a self-described "American Nationalist" with a history of political thuggery, who's running a decidedly fascist-toned campaign against Porter, about 30 people showed up to heckle and interrupt the town hall, which had been billed as a "family-friendly" chance to hear from the congresswoman and ask her questions.

It was Porter's first in-person town hall since the pandemic, and was attended by about 300 people, including families with children, the Los Angeles Times reports. Porter, who touted the start of monthly payments from the Child Tax Credit she helped to include in the American Rescue Plan, noted that as a mother of three kids herself, she'd wanted to be sure the event accommodated families. Staffers at the town hall handed out "popcorn, snow cones and pocket copies of the Constitution" to kids in the crowd, and we're sure more than one young politics nerd in the bunch were thrilled to get all three.

And then Taurus and his brownshirts started heckling Porter, for America. In an Instagram post Thursday, Taurus had invited his followers to "CONFRONT KATIE PORTER!" and called her "a far-left ideologue supported by Bay Area academics, the billionaire class and foreign lobbies!" and to "DEFEAT THE GLOBALISTS!"

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All You Need To Know About Monday's Kraken Lawyer Hearing Is That One Of Them Started Crying

There was a big important hearing in a Michigan courtroom yesterday. US District Court Judge Linda Parker was tasked with overseeing the request for sanctions brought by Detroit and the state of Michigan against all the Kraken lawyers trying to overturn the free and fair election Donald Trump lost — Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, Howard Kleinhendler, Julia Haller, and five other idiots. Over the course of six hours, things did not go well for those Trump Kraken idiot lawyers.

Indeed, some of them might actually face some serious consequences for what they've done in Michigan and around the country, if yesterday's hearing was any indication. At the very least they could have to pay all Michigan's and Detroit's court costs. Or these idiots could get banned from practicing law in Michigan and the judge could recommend disbarment proceedings. Consequences! They seem to be going around!

Also one of them cried during the hearing. Julia Haller cried a lot. Weep weep for the crying Kraken lawyer!

At issue were all those nutbag "affidavits" the Kraken lawyers brought to the court in Michigan with their request that Michigan's results be undone, seemingly drunk scribblings from any two-bit moron willing to write on paper that they MAYBE saw a Democrat hide a godly Trump ballot inside their bottom. Judge Parker was the one who threw that suit out with the garbage in December, and now she for some reason wanted to know if the Kraken lawyers did any due diligence on those affidavits, tried to check any of their claims at all.

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BREAKING: Trump Nothing Like Batman

The other day, Newsmax host Benny Johnson spent an entire segment of his show, “The Benny Report," comparing Donald Trump to Batman. Obviously, the two are nothing alike. Batman is a hero. Trump is an over-the-top villain from the 1960s Adam West series. But please, Mr. Johnson, favor us with your hypothesis.

JOHNSON: Batman's an outsider looking in; the corrupt political law enforcement establishment of Gotham hate him because they cannot control him. Outsiders tendency to see and solve problems that insiders cannot. They are by nature against the system, against the corruption of the establishment. This is what makes Batman iconic. He fights the corrupt establishment. Kind of reminds me of someone.

Yes, he actually thinks this describes Donald Trump, who is the epitome of corruption. Neither Batman nor Trump are in any way “outsiders." Both men are scions of wealth and privilege. While it's true that Bruce Wayne often pretended that he was an entitled, useless rich asshole so that people wouldn't suspect he was secretly Batman, Trump isn't method acting. That's all he is.

JOHNSON: Both Trump and Batman are rich, mysterious, unpredictable guys. They own skyscrapers in Gotham. They have a cult-like hero status for throwing their privileged lives away and getting their hands dirty. Both have a helicopter and a plane. But it's their outsider status that make them work. They have not been part of the corrupt system, so they can see the problems. They can break the machine when it needs to be broken.

Trump traded his reality TV-hosting duties for the presidency of the United States. This absurd idea that he sacrificed anything in service of the nation he destroyed is less believable than anything Batman's done on the page or screen. Besides, if Johnson is the comic-book fan he claims, he should know Trump is more like Superman's arch-enemy Lex Luthor. They're both self-obsessed megalomaniacs so it's a more seamless fit for Trump than the bat suit. Comics creator John Byrne has confirmed that he based his version of Luthor from the 1980s after Trump.

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Fox News Still Doesn't Give A F*ck About Tucker's NSA Sob Story, And He Is MAD

EXTREMELY important Tucker Carlson news update, on the most important and consequential thing that's happening in his life.

We are of course talking about the very real and true non-lie story Tucker's been telling about how the NSA put wire tapps in his bottom, which you can believe because when has Tucker's integrity ever been called into question? (If the NSA has picked up Tucker's falsetto shrieks in surveillance, it COULD be because he's apparently been trying to get close enough to Vladimir Putin to get an interview for a while now.)

The sad news for Tucker, which is reportedly making him FURIOUS, is that Fox News brass still doesn't seem to either believe him OR give a shit.

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Joe Biden Just Gave A Damn Good Voting Rights Speech

He was yellin' and preachin'.

As we alluded to in our livestream post of President Joe Biden's big voting rights speech, it's about time for some damn action on voting rights. And the president went to Philly today to talk about that.

It was an impassioned speech, and he shouted a whole bunch. The Beltway media is fixated on this idea that Biden is boring, but the fact is that he's always given a damn good speech. And to get it out of the way, nope, he didn't tell the Senate to FUCKIN' FIX YOUR SHIT, which is perhaps the only thing many people want to hear. History will tell whether it was wise for him to refrain from commenting on that. But it was an important speech.

Biden went further than he previously has in calling the current Republican party by its real, fascist name. After telling nice stories about people and their experiences casting free and fair votes, young and old, new voters, longtime voters, people whose families and ancestors couldn't vote ... after all that, he talked some real shit about Republicans. It's good to do that.

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Nice Time

California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Joe Biden, All Dems, Wonkette: Give EVERYBODY EAT!

That's right, it's this month's moneybeg! Scroll down for new stories!

Back when my good son was the only white boy at Los Angeles High School (a white girl came the next year, when he was a sophomore), he used to beg me to apply for free school lunch for him. I assumed part of it was a strong administration message beating into kids' heads to remind their parents to apply — part of school funding was meted out by how many kids qualified for the help under poverty guidelines — but part of it was literally that he felt ashamed every time he used *money* to pay for *food*.

But back then, I was the editor in chief of a weekly newspaper, earning $75,000 a year — yeah the guy before me made $60, suck on it, that guy! — or exactly what the studies said a single mom needed to live a good life in Los Angeles, one with rent and savings and actual treats. I was saving $1500 a month, taking my staff out for drinks once a week, living in a gorgeous home in a placid, jacaranda-lined neighborhood that was the ultimate unsegregated Los Angeles neighborhood: houses that originally had been for Hancock Park's help. Our happy block was a third Black people, a third Asians and Latinos, and a third gays and Jewish single moms. Once I bought two dresses at a Silverlake boutique because I liked them both.

"I understand you want me to apply for school lunch, darling," I would tell him again and again. "And I LOVE SCHOOL LUNCH! But it's for people who need it."

In California, school lunch is for everybody now. School breakfast too. It's a goodamn NICE TIME!

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Republicans Really Don’t Like It When Democrats Put Up A Fight

Filibuster defenders suddenly real mad that Texas Democrats are using parliamentary tactics to their advantage.

Defenders of the Senate filibuster are either Republicans who enjoy blocking progressive legislation or Democrats who still believe in bipartisanship (i.e. “chumps"). People are free to debate the merits of the filibuster but it's obvious whatever principles Republican supporters hide behind are just sophistry. We know this because of how they've responded to Texas Democrats leaving the state to block the state GOP's voter suppression bill.

Republicans have accused Texas Democrats of abandoning their duties, when in reality the Democrats are risking actual jail time to defend their constituents' right to vote. Texas Governor Greg Abbott has vowed to arrest the Democrats who left the state.

"As soon as they come back in the state of Texas, they will be arrested, they will be cabined inside the Texas capitol until they get their job done," Abbott said.

There's no actual “job" for Democrats to do other than serve as a passive witnesses while Republicans pass the bill on a party-line vote. Abbott sounds like the twisted heavy in an action movie who wants to make Democrats watch as Republicans kill democracy in front of them.

However, Democrats leaving denies the Republican-led legislature a quorum, so they can't conduct business. Democrats are just exploiting the same parliamentary loopholes as the Senate filibuster, which Republicans and the chumps (my least favorite music group) insist will preserve democracy somehow. This puts the brakes on, for now, the whole horror show of culture war crap that Abbott considers legislative priorities, such as banning transgender kids from playing sports and ending the scourge of critical race theory.

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