Clearly Fed Up Biden To Take Nation Out Behind Gym, Vaccinate It

Joe Biden has had just about all he can take of people refusing to get vaccinated against the coronavirus, so in a speech yesterday he announced a big damn package of vaccine mandates and other measures aimed at getting the current wave of Delta variant infections under control. Most notably, the Labor Department will require that all companies with more than 100 employees require their workers to either get vaccinated, or to be tested for the virus weekly.

Biden also took a new tone in his remarks, reflecting the irritation many (hell, most) Americans feel toward those who won't get vaccinated because rightwing media and politicians have lied to them.

My message to unvaccinated Americans is this: What more is there to wait for? What more do you need to see? We've made vaccinations free, safe, and convenient.

The vaccine has FDA approval. Over 200 million Americans have gotten at least one shot.

We've been patient, but our patience is wearing thin. And your refusal has cost all of us. So, please, do the right thing.

It was a pretty good speech, laying out the new six-point plan to fight the virus and making clear this malarky has gone on too long, and we can't let it keep killing people.

Biden didn't set any target date when the pandemic would be over; instead, he acknowledged America is "in a tough stretch, and it could last for a while," and calling actions by elected officials that undermine public health "totally unacceptable." Biden reviewed the progress the country has made in getting people vaccinated — about 75 percent of eligible people have received at least one dose — but said the unvaccinated 25 percent are driving the resurgence of the pandemic, even though the vaccine dramatically cuts infection rates and protects people from becoming seriously ill.

But what makes it incredibly more frustrating is that we have the tools to combat COVID-19, and a distinct minority of Americans – supported by a distinct minority of elected officials — are keeping us from turning the corner. These pandemic politics, as I refer to, are making people sick, causing unvaccinated people to die.

And we bet most Americans said, as we did, that it's damn well about time that ended.

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Oh Hey Looky Here, It's UNITED STATES VS GODDAMN TEXAS

Remember last week, when Texas and the federal court system took a shit all over women's rights and then flushed them both down the toilet? And the government did basically nothing but issue angry press releases?

Well, looks like my government is finally doing something about it!

Yesterday, the DOJ sued Texas to stop enforcement SB 8, which bans basically all abortions by, as the DOJ puts it, "deputiz[ing] private citizens ... to serve as bounty hunters."

Correctly pointing out that "Texas enacted S.B. 8 in open defiance of the Constitution[,]" the United States asks a federal court to find that the law is unconstitutional under the Fourteenth Amendment's Supremacy Clause, preempted by federal law, and a violation of intergovernmental immunity. The DOJ is seeking a declaratory judgment that the law is some illegal bullshit (paraphrasing), and for it to be enjoined.

As the lawsuit lays out,

It takes little imagination to discern Texas's goal—to make it too risky for an abortion clinic to operate in the State, thereby preventing women throughout Texas from exercising their constitutional rights, while simultaneously thwarting judicial review. Thus far, the law has had its desired effect. To date, abortion providers have ceased providing services prohibited by S.B. 8, leaving women in Texas unacceptably and unconstitutionally deprived of abortion services. Yet, despite this flagrant deprivation of rights, S.B. 8 remains in effect.
And FUCK THAT.

The legal issues

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Christian Man Driven By 'Righteous Anger' To Berate Women For Wearing Bathing Suits At The Beach

This week, a very holy man went viral on TikTok after he was filmed lecturing a group of women for wearing bathing suits in public. Were they in a church? No. At a funeral? No. In a business meeting? No. They were at the beach, a place where most people would not be surprised to see a group of women sitting around wearing bathing suits. In fact, most people probably even expect that when they go to a public beach, in the United States, they will see women wearing bathing suits.

But not Logan Dorn.

Dorn walked right up to these hussies and asked them, "Why do you dress this way?" to which one of them responded, "I'm hot and I like women, so please leave us alone." Rather than doing just that, Dorn continued to lecture them, saying, "That's a thong and that's a bra. Take young eyes into consideration, they don't need to see pornography." The women informed Dorn that they were not bothering him and, again, encouraged him to go away, to which he said, "You're flaunting your stuff!" One woman, sensing Dorn's religiosity, suggested that he gouge out his eye out if she bothers him.

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Joe Biden's Fiendish Plan To Bring Solar Communism To America!

The Biden administration yesterday released an Energy Department study examining how the US could meet nearly half its energy needs with solar power by 2050. The report is a practical blueprint for expanding solar energy in the US, as part of the overall national goal of getting off the fossil fuel teat. President Joe Biden has set a goal of 100 percent clean energy transmission by 2035, and of reaching net zero greenhouse emissions in the economy by 2050. The new Energy Department analysis is just one part of how we can get there.

And as the Washington Post explains, the new study indicates such a massive expansion of solar is both ambitious and, holy mother of Crom, achievable. The analysis

shows how the United States can scale up production of solar panels, which now provide 3 percent of the nation's electricity, to 45 percent over the next three decades. It would entail the United States doubling its installed solar power every year for the next four years, compared with 2020, and then doubling it again by 2030.

The DOE's Solar Futures Study itself emphasizes that solar energy development would have to be coupled with improvements across the US energy system, with expansion of wind power, electricity storage technology, and grid infrastructure that can more nimbly get power from where it's produced to where it's needed. (As energy reporter David Roberts points out, grid reform is sexy. Or at least vital to making clean energy practical.)

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The One Million Moms Are Mad At Gillette, Because Pubes Or Something

Monica Cole is really on a roll this month.

Usually the One Million Moms Living Inside The Head Of One Monica Cole space out their outrage a little more, but they're really on a roll this month. Last week they were mad about some ladies in a hamburger commercial saying the word "bra" and now they are mad about a Gillette commercial for a razor designed for pubic hair removal.

Now, these moms are not mad about "down there" hair removal for the same reason my mom is mad about it ("We tried to make it so you didn't even have to shave your legs and then you all come up with this shit? What is wrong with you? Do you all just go along with whatever anyone tells you to do? You're all suckers. If they tried to pull that shit in the '70s, we would have laughed right in their faces. Or burned something down."), they're just mad about it because apparently this commercial will scar "the children" for life. Somehow.

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Oh No, Republicans Think The Satanic Temple Are For Real Satanists Who Worship Satan

Wait til they find out about the Pastafarians.

In the days since the Supreme Court decided to let Texas go ahead and have their abortion bounty hunting law, The Satanic Temple* has announced their intention to fight the law by claiming that it violates the religious beliefs of Satanists who consider abortion to be a sacred rite.

Anyone who has been on the internet for any reasonable amount of time, of course, knows what this is about. The Satanic Temple isn't actually a group of actual Satanists, they're a nontheistic group that essentially exists to troll "religious freedom" laws. Someone, somewhere wants to put up a copy of the Ten Commandments or a nativity scene on public grounds, The Satanic Temple comes in and says "Well if you do that, then you've gotta let us put up our big statue of Baphomet." A public school wants to have Christian after school programs, they come in and say "Then you've gotta let us implement After School Satan programs."

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A Former New Yorker Remembers When A Tuesday In September Became 9/11

It remains a painful anniversary.

Twenty years ago, I lived in New York City. I was five years into my 15-year residency, and New York was the first place I'd felt fully in control of my life. Like Truman Capote's unnamed narrator in Breakfast at Tiffany's, "my spirits heightened whenever I felt in my pocket the key" to my first New York apartment. It was one the Upper West Side, but I woke up on Tuesday, September 11 in my then-girlfriend's East Village apartment.

Her phone was ringing off the hook, but she didn't recognize the number on her caller ID. Turns out it was her mother, who'd just seen news of the first plane crashing into one of the towers of the World Trade Center. Cell phones weren't yet universal so her mother was calling from a payphone.

We ignored what we assumed was a telemarketer, which on most days is the worst outcome when you answer a call from a number you don't recognize. We left for work, stopping at the bagel shop across the street. There was a TV on behind the woman making my egg and cheese on a cinnamon raisin bagel (don't judge), and the news was already airing footage of the first plane crash. Because this was still just a Tuesday and not yet 9/11, no one immediately assumed a terrorist attack. Americans believed themselves forever safe, but as a nation, we were old enough that such innocence is indistinguishable from arrogance.

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