BEEP BEEP! The Wonkette Bazaar has DOUBLED its offerings, to black AND white T-shirts (Kamala, Liz Warren, Joe Biden, Obama 4Ever, Nancy Pelosi Ride Or Die). Are you a woman and you want a BLACK v-neck so you don't pit-stain up your white v-neck? You can have that. Are you a man and you want to pit-stain up a WHITE crewneck for some weird reason? You can do that too.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.