#1 Dad/Military Contractor (Allegedly) Buys Porn, Plastic Surgery & Hookers For Everyone!

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In Today's Troubled Economic Times (tm), it is very important to maintain employee loyalty. This is true whether you are an oil CEO or a military contractor! It is especially true if you are allegedly a beast from Long Island who allegedly bought hookers for employees and porn/plastic surgery for family members with sweet Pentagon-provided money.


Talking Points Memo reports:

Using the company coffers -- which were flush with Pentagon money -- Brooks allegedly bought gifts for his family, including pornographic videos for his son, plastic surgery for his wife and textbooks for his daughter. He also bought luxury cars, country club memberships and a stable full of racehorses. The prostitutes? They were to boost morale.

Is there anything that boosts morale more than banging the hell out of a non-unionized sex worker who was also probably the victim of terrible childhood trauma and economic disadvantage?

And there's more: Brooks spent $10 million on his daughter's bat mitzvah, hiring 50 Cent, Tom Petty and Aerosmith to perform. The leather-bound invitations cost $40,000 alone.

Yes, on the day your daughter becomes a woman, it is best to hire a pack of goyim (except for Joey Kramer!) to foist their sexually-suggestive Greatest Hits upon your horrified family. It is a fact that Curtis Jackson declared that the whole event was a shanda and was removed from the event when he would not stop rhythmically davening in front of the kinder.

Brooks, who left the company in 2006, is also accused of running a $190 million scam. Brooks allegedly lied about his company's inventory by several million dollars, boosting the stock price just before selling all his shares.

50 Cent did not survive being shot nine times so that he could perform at a BAT MITZVAH OF LIES!

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