dave barry dave barry on taser boy don't taze me bro john kerry quicklinks taser taser boy None Ken Layne September 19, 2007 12:50 PM "This is clearly going to be the high point of this guy's life. I can't wait until he's old, he's got long hair, a long white beard, probably drooling, and he'll tell everyone, Remember that day I got Tasered? That was me!" [allDAY] Ken Layne