A U.S. Capitol Police officer investigating the recent wave of Hill fires has been transferred for poor work performance, according to a source. The source claims that the relieved investigator was "on at least one of the fires... a half hour late to the scene." At his new location, presumably, he will always be on time when senators are burning. [Fox News]

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