BECAUSE IT'S WORKED IN THE PAST: A St. Louis-area councilman has a plan to tone down the rowdiness on Main Street of his little town; he wants to ban swearing and "profane music," along with table dancing and drinking contests, in all the bars. We suggest he also form a temperance league and maybe crack down on laughter as well. [AP]


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