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*STOP MAKING US FEEL BETTER ABOUT HILLARY: * Warmongering Emperor John McCain today criticized Hillary Clinton's plan to start pulling troops out of Iraq within the first 60 days of her presidency, because if he can't drink fresh, young blood anymore, how will his old ass stay alive? "For the first time in American political history," the Emperor said, "a candidate for president has called for surrender and raised the white flag." Silly dementia-suffering Emperor. We already won the war with the SURGE. [ The Trail ]