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Jesus Crist, Walnuts!CONFUSION, HORROR, ORANGE PEOPLE: So CNN just cut to Florida, where orange-skinned Governor Charlie Crist is introducing John McCain. Is there something happening in Florida soon? Why yes, there's a big primary! And Charlie has endorsed John WALNUTS! McCain! (This is probably kind of important as Crist is weirdly popular in Florida.) [Associated Press]

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