*WHAT A RICH ASSHOLE:* By some guy's calculation, Mitt "Mittens the" Romney "has spent $1.16 million per delegate, a rate that would cost him $1.33 billion to win the nomination." On the other hand, "each $1 million spent by Huckabee has won him 20 delegates." You know where both of these candidates will be in about a month? Dead, somewhere. [The Trail]