LIVEBLOGGING THE BEST EVER PRIMARY: Oh hey, are they still doing those primary elections? Yes, yes they are! In North Carolina and Indiana, we hear. Join us at ... let's see, about 7 p.m. Eastern time? Sure, why not. Our reporters will be "on the ground" in North Carolina at Bob Jones University, and with John Cougar Mellencamp in the heartland of Indiana, and your editor will be in Guam doing "sex tourism." DON'T FORGET TO BUY EXTRA LIQUOR & GUNS ON THE WAY HOME.