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Trump Tax 'Plan': You'll Be Sick To Death. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 28, 2017

Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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Elections

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)... Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.

Oh, hi Wonketariat! We have many newses for you to ingest today, so here are some of the things we may be talking about.

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Elections

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.

Good Monday morning, Wonketariat! Did somebody ruin your sportsball? Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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Russia

Homeland Security Just Took A Year To Tell States They Got Hacked By Russia. THEY WERE ON A BREAK.

The Department of Homeland Security decided it might be a good idea to tell states they'd been hacked. You think?

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Elections

NRA Aims At Gun Silencer Laws, For 2nd Amendment Right To Kill Cops And Flee

Sure people will die! But think how much nicer those hunters will look without those silly earmuffs.

Just the Regular Sportsmen's Supplies

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Elections

And They Ran, Ran So Far Away! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June, 29, 2017

Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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Elections

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Good freaking Friday, Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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News

Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself

Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.

Doesn't try hard enough.

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Elections

Robert Mueller's League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Good Whiskey Wednesday, Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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Elections

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

Happy Taco Tuesday, Wonketariat! Georgia Sixth, GO VOTE.

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News

Trump Tried To Reach Out And Touch Intel Chiefs. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 7, 2017

Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today BUT BEFORE YOU DO, change your plans and come hang out with Yr Wonkette in Chicago tonight! We'll be at Margaret Burroughs Beach Park at 6:00 PM! That's right, WONKETTE BEACH PARTY! Including with ME, DOM THE INTERN! And we assume Robyn, she's not in yet. And also the Wonkette babby! Now onto your stories!

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2016 State/Local Elections

Does North Carolina Need Another Ass-Kicking From SCOTUS For Being Crazy Racist? IT DOES!

North Carolina, back for another round of SCOTUS smackdown!

Actual rights may vary depending on skin color

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Elections

Sally Yates Throws Shade Across DC. Wonkagenda for May, 09, 2017

Sally Yates plays rough, Paul Ryan stays quiet, and TrumpCare gets even worse. Your morning news brief!

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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Elections

Wonkette Mortal Enemy/New York Times Hack Eric Lichtblau To 'Raise Questions' For CNN

Jill Abramson never would have let any of it happen.

I bet New York Times reporter Eric Lichtblau is a fine guy. He got a Pulitzer for breaking stuff about George W. Bush spying on regular Americans with the NSA. He ... probably wrote other good stuff too. It's not his fault that every time we note his byline, it's on top of stories so outrageous and one-sided we actually run out of words and just start typing aksjflkasjflkasdjfklsdj riwuriownropiweuriej;alksden uedoiweuriowpwodufn.

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Elections

Oregon Sen. Merkley Stays Up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 5, 2017

Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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News

Republicans Blow $1 Million On Attack Ad Yelling 'Nerrrd!!' At Dem House Candidate

This 'Star Wars' themed attack ad is little more than Bantha poodoo.

Or for that matter, the past.

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