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Now #Teens Gonna Save The Climate, Earth. WHAT CAN'T THEY DO!!!

The kids are more than all right. They're getting the adults' butts in gear.

Kids these days... are organizing.

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2017 State and Local Elections

Eric Holder Sues Scott Walker: STOP FUCKING THAT BADGER!

Sorry about your vote, Scott Walker doesn't feel like it.

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Elections

Roy Moore's JOO LAWYER Is Best Kind Of Jew: The Christian Kind!

Can we stop talking about these trashy people now? PLEASE???

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Elections

Republican Steals Virginia House Seat To Keep GOP Control, So That's Awesome!

These fuckin' motherfuckers, man.

Yes, yes. It's a Ricktatorship.

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Elections

♪ It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Prison! ♪ Wonkagenda for Wed., Dec. 27, 2017

Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today, but first check out some fishies!

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Elections

The Worst People In The World. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 21, 2017

Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things wemay be talking about today.

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2017 State and Local Elections

ONE VOTE, ASSHOLES! ONE VOTE!

Democrats and liberals and all reasonable Americans: DO NOT MISS AN ELECTION EVER AGAIN.

DO WHAT THE BUTTONS SAY

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Post-Racial America

Let Us Frolic In This Bath Of Right-Wing Tears, Alabama Senate Election Edition

Your look at all the right-wing reactions to Doug Jones's win in Alabama.

As you might imagine, there has been quite the variety of hot takes coming from conservatives today, following Democrat Doug Jones's defeat of Roy Moore in Alabama. Some of are blaming Mitch McConnell for not standing by their man. Some are claiming victory from the jaws of defeat, knowing that Roy Moore would have been a real bad look for them anyway. Some are even claiming that the whole thing WAS RIGGED and that Roy Moore did actually win, but that the Establishment Republicans and the Democrats banded together to secure a win for Jones. And, of course, some are blaming women.

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2017 State and Local Elections

Tomi Lahren So Mad At All Those Roy Moore Accuser Ladies, She Could Just Scream!

It's all we hoped it would be and MOORE.

Now that Roy Moore has LOST, it is kind of fun to go back and look at all the people who were so sure that he was going to WIN, and laugh. Because we are petty.

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Elections

DOUG JONES WINS, ROLL TIDE, And Also, We DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO!

Did we mention we DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO?

AND NOW HE CAN GO THE MALL IN WASHINGTON.

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News

Condoleezza Rice Can't Quiiiite Endorse Doug Jones, Who Prosecuted The Men Who Murdered Her Childhood Friend

Maybe not the best time for subtlety, Condi?

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2017 State and Local Elections

Wonkette's Own Alabama Gal Says Y'All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?

So hey y’all, what it do? It’s your girl, Fakakta South, 'member me? The one from both Alabama and a long time ago? I'm the one who kept trying to tell y’all that we, the Dukes and Duchesses of Hazzard, weren’t exactly what you thought and to stop being so prejudiced about ignorant southern people? Well, you may have noticed lately that there's been a guy in the news a lot who is the actual incarnation of every terrible thing about Alabama ever, and all decent people should in fact be prejudiced against him as much as you want. Yes, it's Ol' Roy Moore and the horse he literally rode in on, full of fear of Muslims and loathing for gays, all while leching after every gal who ever worked at a 1977 Contempo Casual at the Gadsden Mall. I worked real hard to be an ambassador for all of us who were born not an asshole in the Dirty Dirty South –- and I am here to tell you WE STILL EXIST.

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Post-Racial America

John Conyers Resigns In Disgrace, Al Franken *Probably* Out Door Tomorrow. And How's Your Day, Mr. President?

Throw the bums out.

DAMMIT! Look, we know nobody's perfect. But is every man over 60 a disgusting pervert? Will we eventually learn that everyone's dad was a habitual ass-grabber who skeeved on women at the office? Did they all do it because they knew they could? (And if yes, can we stop crapping on the millennials, please!)

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2017 State and Local Elections

Roy Moore Co-Authored What Appears To Be The Official Law Textbook Of Gilead

There is something uniquely pathetic about adult men whining that their religion allows them to be the boss of us, and not understanding why we might not be into that.

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Elections

Breitbart Dipshit So Mad The Beatles Made Roy Moore Touch Those Kids (Allegedly)

Dad of the year thinks it's cool for grown men to hit on teenage girls. Maybe cancel that slumber party at the Pollaks' house.

This is Chris Cuomo, anchor of CNN's "New Day":

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