2024 republican primary

Nikki Haley Gets 'You're Fired' From Trumpland

Or as they say in Yiddish, 'With one tuchus, you can't dance at two weddings.'

Nikki Haley has just come to the shocking realization that she is not Mitch McConnell.

It's an easy mistake to make, of course. All you have to do is take away Mitch's iron grip on the Senate GOP and life tenure in his dream job, stick him in a jewel-tone sheath dress, and he's a dead ringer for the former Trump official née South Carolina governor who dreams of being president in 2025.

Well, except that Mitch McConnell can laugh his ass off every time Trump vomits out a sub-literate ad hominem attack because he doesn't give a damn what some has-been without a Twitter account says about him. Unlike Nikki Haley, who can't get elected again without Trump's support.

And, whoooopsie! Seems like she may have lost it.

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