• WALNUTS!, THE HEATHEN: A Wonkette campaign office operative sends us this startling bit of news: "A coworker of mine was just over at the McCain HQ in Crystal City. Apparently Walnuts is so superstitious he's had the 13th floor office elevator plates replaced with 'M's." Who knew WALNUTS! was such a pagan witch? We will still vote for him over Sexist Obama, however.

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