- OH DON'T MIND US, LADIES: Hey Matt Jaffe and Rick Klein of ABC "News," did we st-st-stutter when we wrote this story like a million years ago with "Must Credit Wonkette And Its Tipster, 'John'" in the headline? No, and now "John" is sobbing, probably. JAKE TAPPER would've credited us because HE'S THE MAN and ADORABLE. [ABC "Lose"]
