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  • We interrupt this "coverage" of the 2008 Democratic National Convention to report that John "Walnuts" McCain, when asked by Jay Leno this evening how many houses he owns, responded in a serious tone, "I spent 5½ years in a prison cell; I didn't have a house." It is unknown whether the studio audience laughed in response.
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