• HERE'S A LITTLE EXTRA, BUY SOMETHING NICE FOR MRS. AIG: The government will give terrible insurance whore AIG another $37.8 billion loan in addition to the $85 billion one it received last month. (Ken mentioned this too!) All you have to do is ask politely and put on a sad puppy face! WOULD ANYONE ELSE WHO MADE BAD DECISIONS LIKE SOME FRESH BILLIONS IN U.S. DEBT? Underwater homeowners, failed financial giants, they're fixin' on a windfall alright. Debt is for fairies! Now everyone go max out your credit cards and buy fourteen houses, don't bother with a mortgage, just give 'em $3.42 and put the rest on the government's tab. [AP]

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