HA HA HA: Silly Wonkette editor Ken Layne thought he could take a nice vacation from politics, completely unaware that he would be killed in hellish firestorms: "Just as my son and dog and I got back to the house, the power went out. It would flash on and off for the next hours, as hot white ash rained from the sky... Santa Ana gusts blew open the doors and windows. You couldn't go outside without a wet towel clutched over your nose and mouth." Blah blah blah, drama queen. [LAist]