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SELF-PARKING CAR WILL SAVE AMERICAN AUTO INDUSTRY: This is why Ford don't need no stinking bailout -- all it needs is some good old-fashioned frivolous vehicular techmologies nobody wanted in the first place! "The technology uses ultrasonic sensors on the front and rear of the vehicle, combined with electric power steering to angle and guide it into a snug parking space -- all with the push of a button." Awesome, we will take twenty million of these pointless thingamajigs. [AP]

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