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TRUE RUMORS: Last week ourLiz Glover was running from the demon clutches of Dick Cheney, and this week she's ... leaving us! For theWashington Times. For realz. All the more reason you should RSVP now to the Wonkette 2009 Inauguration Ball at Liz Glover's Capitol Hill yoga circus. We will have much more about this Stunning Personnel Change, including a Farewell Video from Liz, but for now we post this because those slimeballs at Fishbowl DC somehow heard the secret news. [ Fishbowl DC ]