OBAMA CALLS CRIST GAY IN PUBLIC: Con sarn it, only this morning we had decided we were sick of the old "Charlie Crist is gay" jokes, but then Barack Obama went ahead and delivered this line at their Fort Myers town hall meeting today: "Everybody needs to grab a hose, and that's what Charlie Crist is doing right here today." NSFW video at 23/6 "The Huffington Post Comedy Section." [HuffPo]