Rick Santorum Giving 'Islamic' Language Lessons
Possibly the most ignorant motherfucker to ever walk the halls of the Senate, Rick Santorum was sent packing in 2006 because, even by Republican standards, he is an outrageously stupid bigot and total human failure. For some reason, he was allowed to give a "speech" at some college in Nebraska, where he gave his usual historically wrong and intellectually vapid comments about the exciting moros y cristianos battle still happening, in his mind. Oh yes, there were laughs to be had!
Santorum, the "third leg" in Peggy Noonan's holy trinity -- Reagan and the Dead Pope being the other two entities of her personal Comma Johanneum -- has many comical beliefs about everything from fucking dogs to carrying around and worshiping his own dead feti. But his special-people view of Christianity and its role in historical governing is fantastic:
The lecture continued when Santorum pointed out what he thought were the main differences between Christians and Muslims. Santorum said Christians, who believe in Jesus Christ, never governed or conquered anyone, but Mohammed was a warrior and killed people.
Uhh, Rick? Maybe next time you're reading Conservapedia or whatever, maybe try out that fancy "search box" with a couple of the following terms: Reconquista,, the Papal States, the Holy Roman Empire, los Reyes Católicos, Christendom, the Holy Land Crusades, the Cathars, the Albigensian Crusade, the Spanish Inquisition, the Conquistadors, Christopher Columbus, etc.
Or don't, and just keep wandering around dispensing jewels of knowledge like this:
"A democracy could not exist because Mohammed already made the perfect law,” Santorum said. “The Quran is perfect just the way it is, that’s why it is only written in Islamic.”
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