BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell is that rascal Intern Juli? So expect the winners post... later. To see who "wins an iPod." In the meantime enjoy this submission that didn't fit within the contest's constraints, but is truly amazing anyway.