• ALSO, AND ALSO: The whole time Steve Schmidt was running John McCain's presidential campaign, he was gay! Or at least he wanted gay people to get married! Whatever, same difference, it's all about wanting humans to have sex with giraffes. Your number's up, Steve! Time to be EATED by Rush Limbaugh. THIS HAPPENS SOMETIMES: Oh look Sara wrote about this while your male associate editor was asleep "working on other projects." And she wrote much more and it is probably funnier so HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. [TPM]

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