HEROIC PUNDIT RETURNS, COVERED IN POOP: You people loved Andrew Sullivan so much when came this close to seizing the throne of Iran, last month, but then he went on vacation, leaving his blog to numerous bloodthirsty tyrants named Conor. But now he is back, and stone cold covered in shit: "This has been a bust of a summer this year on the Cape: almost no sun, an economic depression that is killing businesses and crippling real estate, and vicious hate crimes from some locals. Oh, and the sewer broke over July 4, with poo coming up out of the drains and showers and toilets. Good times." Ah, summer with the Sullivans. [Andrew Sullivan]

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