ALL OF THIS IS FACTUAL TRUTH: "So thank fucking christ that the Commander in Chief is no longer subjecting the nation to death porn. No, this year it's limited to a nutty little cult leader on basic cable who is encouraging his radicalized band of fanatical followers to invade the cities where the tragedy actually happened in order to shock the populace back into fear. Glenn Beck is an actual terrorist, and the people attending his rally in DC tomorrow are al-Qaeda in America." [Alex Pareene]