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DEPT. OF 'WHO COULD POSSIBLY GIVE A SHIT?': "A Western with Clint Eastwood (20 percent) narrowly edges out a romantic comedy with either Cameron Diaz or George Clooney (18 percent) as the film Americans would most like to star in. These are closely followed by an action flick with Will Smith, a comedy with Will Ferrell, and a drama with Meryl Streep. People are not as eager to star in a thriller with Julia Roberts (8 percent), and even fewer picked a martial-arts epic with Jackie Chan (4 percent). Women (26 percent) prefer to share screen time with George Clooney or Cameron Diaz, while men (29 percent) want to partner up with Clint Eastwood." [Actual CBS News Survey ]