DON'T BE A DICK: If you want to "give money to Haiti," you can "text 'HAITI' to 90999 to donate $10 to American Red Cross relief for Haiti." They will charge your imaginary credit card. Donations in other amounts can be made to the Red Cross' International Response Fund. The White House blog has more information on how to give money to ACORN. UPDATE: Since some of you commenters think you know of the fanciest charity options, go nuts and post them. [Red Cross, White House]


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