THE INTERNET IS JUST GROSS: "'I had 1,058 requests this morning - mostly from men,' [Ayla Brown] chuckled. 'Not really sure if I’m going to be responding to any of them.'" We're guessing that's an initial 500 from "Jonah Goldberg," the next 500 from "Swear To God I Am Not Jonah Goldberg," and 58 from "I Bet I Can Reach 1,060 Before The Cops Show Up..." (Yeah we know this is really the only "story" we're posting about today, and that's because it's stupid and escapist and fun and beats getting all angry about how everyone is so angry right now.) [Boston Herald]