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February 24, 2010 03:14 PM

WICKED PENNILESS CHILDREN CONSIDER SILENCING DINNER PARTY HOST SALLY QUINN: Certain vulgarians at the Washington Post who call themselves "executives" are allegedly considering -- brace yourself, America! -- eliminating Dame Sally Quinn's weekly column about her personal life, and the social functions she may or may not attend. Apparently it's been very shitty recently. [Washington City Paper via The Awl]

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Donald Trump Holds Another Perfectly Sane TV Cabinet Meeting

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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Gjo Fjuck Yoursjelf, Kirstjen Nielsen

Just about tired of her shit, y'all.

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DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen's week is going so great, she's earned herself one of Wonkette's prize-winning GO FUCK YOURSELFS! (Prize awarded to Wonkette by Wonkette.)

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