Here's to all of tomorrow's material!THE OTHER DICK DROPS: Reader "Ben H." suggested Wonkette liveblog Eric Massa's appearance on Glenn Beck this afternoon. Wonkette, however, is not capable of watching the Glenn Beck Show under any circumstances. This is unfortunate because: "Representative Eric J. Massa, who resigned from Congress amid allegations of sexual misconduct, vehemently denied any wrongdoing during a television appearance late on Tuesday even as he described having tickle fights with staffers in a house they shared. But he insisted that was as far as it went." HAHAHAHAHAH. Tickle fights are actually gayer than anal sex, is the thing. [NYT]

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