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FRENCH LADY MAKES HOT, AWKWARD SMALL TALK: French First Lady Carla Bruni apparently freaked out that prude Michelle Obama by asking if Michelle and Barack had ever screwed while important heads of state were cooling their heels up the hall, the way Carla and her adorable li'l Sarko did this one time.WONKETTE GUESSING GAME: Which foreign leader was inconvenienced in this way? Was it Gordon Brown, weeping bitter tears of unlovableness all the while? Silvio Berlusconi, who was masturbating with his ear up against the bedroom door the whole time? [ CNN ]