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August 10, 2010 11:24 AM

Sadly, this is the most dignified Ted Stevens pic we have

YOUR UPDATE ON THE HEALTH OF OLD REPUBLICAN FORMER OFFICE HOLDERS: Former Senator Ted Stevens, his son, and ex-NASA head and current military-industrial complex shill Sean O'Keefe were on a small plane in Alaska that crashed earlier today. It is not known if they survived, though local authorities say that there are survivors, so keep your hopes up. Meanwhile, for "balance," read this article about how Dick Cheney is definitely 100 percent alive after "hearth surgery," if you consider someone with no heartbeat to be "alive." [Reuters/AP]

Wonkette

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ACLU: We've Been Beating The Shit Out Of Unaccompanied Minors For Years

Our heart hurts.

Culture

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We might not have been separating children from their parents, but we MAYBE, POSSIBLY, were torturing them physically and emotionally, according to the ACLU.

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The 346,787 Funniest Times Donald Trump Jr. Was A Loser Whose Dad Doesn't Love Him

This MIGHT even make you feel sorry for him. LOL just kidding, fuck him.

Russia

Guys! Gals! Non-binaries! Have you gotten around to reading Julia Ioffe's new profile of Donald Trump Jr. in GQ? We have, and it is delicious. Read it for the art alone, which you will have to click over to see for yourself, because we don't want to steal the thunder of this one chap Nigel Buchanan, who drew the most HILARIOUS picture of Dipshit curled up in a ball literally in his dad's shadow. But also read it for the hilarious anecdotes Ioffe tells, of how Junior is a really sucky person whose father doesn't love him! We already kinda knew Daddy has never loved him all that much -- hell, just follow Ashley Feinberg on Twitter, as she chronicles the social media evidence of that each and every day. And we already know he sucks really hard -- like did you hear about how everybody called him Diaper Don in college because of how much he peed on himself all the time, ALLEGEDLY?