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SEND US SEXY PICTURES OF *YOU* IN YOUR WONKETTE T-SHIRTS: We learned from the Comics Curmudgeon (who is also your morning editor Josh Fruhlinger) that readers love to see fellow readers wearing funny shirts from the site they're all reading. Why? Probably something about psychology or pornography.


So, if you've got a hot new Wonkette shirt and a camera and someone to take your picture, please go outside or whatever -- maybe with a Local Landmark in the background? -- and take a nice picture of yourself and send it to tips -at- wonkette with the subject line HERE IS T-SHIRT FOTO ART.

We will choose five (5) photos to use for the WonketteMart T-shirt shop, and we will send EACH of you five (5) people a Free Shirt of Your Choice. Keep it for yourself or present it as a gift at your next social event or funeral or bris. And thanks again for ordering from WonketteMart!

WERE YOU AWARE? We now offer XL2 sizes of our most popular shirts! Everything is now in stock and ships Immediately! And new items (including Wonkette Operative coffee/whisky mugs and Wonkette-logo Tees) are coming next month! [WonketteMart]

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I wasn't ready for Koko the gorilla to die. She was just 46, so still young well past the upper age limit for a gorilla, but I'll miss her. She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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