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Most Important Issue Facing Congress: Stopping John Fetterman's Body Double From Wearing Shorts At Senate
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Rudy Sued For $1.4 Million By His Old Lawyers, Probably Gonna Have To Start An OnlyFans
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UAW Strike Day Four: Which Side Are You On, Man?
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David Brooks Recalls A Better America When A Man Could Cheaply Get Drunk In An Airport
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House Republicans Still Can't Figure Out Their Shit, Nine Days To Shutdown
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This 'Travel Hack' Is Stupid, Illegal, And Not At All Funny! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 22, 2023
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Daily Wire Guy Very Concerned About Rosemary's Abortion Clinics
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Toxic Misinformation Sphincter Rupert Murdoch Steps Down As Fox CEO, Succeeded By His Toxic Misinformation Sphincter Son Lachlan
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Your Helpful Rundown Of Duck Dynasty Guy's Grossest Racist And Anti-Gay Rants, On The Occasion Of His Fancy New Bio-Pic!
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