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WonkTV’s ‘Fashion Police: Special Senate Unit’
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BeyHive Rises In Formation, Helps Disabled Fan See Beyoncé Concert
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Most Important Issue Facing Congress: Stopping John Fetterman's Body Double From Wearing Shorts At Senate
The pussy grabbing party has thoughts about 'decorum.'
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Rudy Sued For $1.4 Million By His Old Lawyers, Probably Gonna Have To Start An OnlyFans
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BeyHive Rises In Formation, Helps Disabled Fan See Beyoncé Concert
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We Do Not Actually Need Businesses That Won't Pay Their Employees Enough To Live
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Which Billionaires Are Not, Pinky Swear, NOT Buying Clarence Thomas This Week?
If you guessed the Koch brothers, come on down!
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Sorry The Rapture Didn't Happen Yesterday! (Or Did It?)
Maybe you are reading this WHILE being vacuumed up into heaven?
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cider Brandy Fix!
Got a hankering for fresh fall apples? This cocktail will fix ya.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, BEER!
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Professor Elemental!
A deeply British cocktail for the master of chap-hop.
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Those Cakes We Like … Are Having a Celebratory Afternoon Tea
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