Who's ready? We are ready!
Soon, the live hearings in the House with Ukraine chargé d'affaires Bill Taylor and State Department official George Kent will start! It will be on ALL THE CHANNELS. In other words, people who usually watch "The View" And "Live With Kelly And Idiot" will see this.
While we're waiting, though, Adam Schiff announced the hearing schedule for next week:
So Friday, we have former ambassador Marie Yovanovitch.
Tuesday, we have Jennifer Williams (from Pence's office!), Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, Kurt Volker, and Tim Morrison.
Wednesday it's Gordon Sondland, Laura Cooper and David Hale.
And on Thursday, it's former White House Russia adviser Fiona Hill.
Some of those sessions will be split up between "morning session" and "afternoon session" and "sexxxy after dark" session, just kidding, there will be no Impeachment After Dark.
Anyway, we'll be here for all of 'em.
Now let us go make one million cups of coffee and we will do this.