Wanna watch a SUREFIRE HIT VIDEO? We have you one! Rolling Stone is gonna be pretty mad it already released its new 500 bestest albums of all time list, because Dr. Anthony Fauci just dropped a new hit record on Kinda Sorta Dr. Rand Paul's face!
It is called "I Am Too Polite To Say This, But I Don't Think This Dipshit Is A Real Doctor."
Rand Paul, a doctor, was very mad that Dr. Fauci kept saying New York's response to the coronavirus was so great. "New York had the highest death rate in the world," exclaimed Paul, who says he is good at ophthalmologizing, which is too a real word, but we would never trust Rand Paul with our eyes.
(Even the one that we are blind in.)
(Especially that one, because we couldn't see the very good doctor coming at us with his instruments to bite him if he tried anything funny.)
SUREFIRE HIT VIDEO RIGHT HERE: