Marjorie Taylor Greene Being Deranged Lunatic To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Yes, Again.

We feel like we've written this post before. Oh yeah, it was like three weeks ago, and it was about Marjorie Taylor-Greene being a deranged lunatic to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, rage-screaming DEBATE MEEEEEEE! like a common Ben Shapiro.

Shocker of all shockers, she's still at it.

Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene aggressively confronted Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Wednesday and falsely accused her of supporting "terrorists," leading the New York congresswoman's office to call on leadership to ensure that Congress remains "a safe, civil place for all Members and staff."

Reporters from the Washington Post saw it go down. Ocasio-Cortez left the House chamber and it sounds like Greene came after her like a men's rights activist responding to the word "no." She reportedly kept saying "Hey Alexandria!" like she's even entitled to call the congresswoman from New York by her first name. She shouted to ask why Ocasio-Cortez supported Black Lives Matter and the imaginary antifa monsters who live under MTG's bed. (Those were the "terrorists" she was accusing AOC of supporting.)

And surprise, she's still shouting DEBATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! We'd say it sounds like 'roid rage, but we wouldn't want to cast aspersions on Greene's character.

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House GOP Sedition Caucus Really Showed Its Ass In Jan. 6 Hearing Yesterday

This morning we had a post about former (acting) Trump Defense Secretary Christopher Miller, and what a piece of shit he was yesterday in his joint House Oversight Committee testimony with former (acting) Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen about the January 6 domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol. But that does not tell the whole story of this hearing. In fact, Wonkette will have a total of THREE POSTS this morning on that hearing, because it was a biggun.

This post is a children's treasury of seditious Republicans showing their whole ass during the hearing. Did you know the domestic terrorists who attacked the Capitol at their Dear Leader's behest were just "peaceful patriots"? Or maybe they were not even Trump supporters? Did you know it was more like a "normal tourist visit" and not an insurrection, not even a little bit?

All these things and more!

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Students For Trump Co-Founder Ryan Fournier Not Real Into Whole 'Honor Among Thieves' Thing

The co-founder of "Students for Trump," John Lambert, was sentenced in federal court Tuesday to 13 months in prison for operating a scam law firm in which he pretended to be a lawyer, but didn't bother actually going to law school. As "Students for Trump," Lambert and his pal Ryan Fournier managed to get some loving attention from MAGAworld for their social media stunts, like having pretty young women in swimsuits pose with guns and pro-Trump messages. Brilliant stuff, truly.

But then there was the fraud, what with the fake law firm and stuff. In 2016, Lambert and Fournier started the scam, creating a website for the nonexistent "Pope and Dunn" firm, complete with profiles of lawyers who had really impressive credentials. And of course they were impressive, since Lambert and Fournier cribbed the text for the nonexistent lawyers' qualifications and career highlights from a real law firm. Lambert himself posed as a "graduate of the New York University School of Law" named Eric Pope, who he pretended was a top-flight corporate attorney who would be happy to help you with your legal problems.

Lambert was nabbed by the FBI and charged in the scheme in 2019, thanks to a then-unnamed co-conspirator who'd been cooperating with the FBI since 2018.

Why yes, that cooperating witness, we learned this week, was Lambert's buddy and fellow MAGA douche Ryan Fournier. Cue the dramatic prairie dog!


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Former Trump Acting SecDef Christopher Miller Is A Real Piece Of Sh*t, We Mean Work

Yesterday, the House Oversight Committee hosted two former Trump Administration officials who were "serving" the people on the day of the January 6 Capitol terrorist attack Donald Trump incited. It was Christopher Miller, the dude Trump shoved in as (acting) secretary of Defense, and Jeffrey Rosen, who became (acting) attorney general after Bill Barr was quit-fired.

In this post we'll focus on Miller's testimony, and the only nice thing we can find to say about it is that he at least did agree that the January 6 attack was terrorism. The rest of the time he was just absolutely full of shit and a coward.

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CDC Hereby Orders You To Go Sex Strangers In Central Park!

The timing can't be a coincidence.

In a new public health recommendation, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today that fully vaccinated people can start going without masks both outdoors and indoors, for the most part. People who are at least two weeks past their second dose of the Pfizer or Moderna vaccines, or the single-shot Johnson & Johnson vaccine, can now "resume activities that you did prior to the pandemic," according to the CDC's "When You've Been Fully Vaccinated" page.

The guidelines say vaccinated folks "can resume activities without wearing a mask or staying 6 feet apart," but add that masking and social distancing rules put in place by state and local laws or regulations, or by businesses, should still be followed. In addition, the CDC that vaccinated travelers inside the USA will no longer need to get tested before or after travel, and won't need to self-quarantine after travel, either. Masks are still required for travel on airliners, buses, and trains, however, and the CDC says international travelers should follow the rules for their destination country.

Mind you, if you're more comfortable still wearing a mask, then go ahead and do that. I think that since I live in Idaho, where vaccination rates are low and too many people think the virus is a hoax, I may just keep masking up anyway for the sake of underlining that masks matter.

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What Happens If OldBalls McLoser Gets Indicted? Palm Beach Has A Plan For That!

They're very Liz Warren in that respect.

Politico Playbook WINNED THE MORNING today with a scoop on something you've probably been wondering about, even if unconsciously in the back of your mind. What happens if Donald Trump is indicted, besides how the entire world will have a spontaneous thrill-gasm? What happens if Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance decides it's time to send old fuckhead to the slammer for being such a crime lord? And what if old fuckhead is at Mar-a-Lago at the time?

Will Vance be able to extradite Trump? Does New York even HAVE an extradition treaty with Florida? Can Florida's Trump-humping dumbass Governor Ron DeSantis throw himself in front of the airplane faster than a speeding bullet like a really dumpy Superman, to save his Dear Leader?

Playbook reports that the city of Palm Beach has "actively prepared" for all these scenarios, according to "high-ranking county officials." And there is indeed a Dumpy Superman issue to deal with:

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Manhattan DA Giving Out Trump Org Subpoenas Like Candy

It's time to talk about tax fraud.

Let's talk about Donald Trump and his alleged tax fuckery! Because who doesn't want to savor every crumb that falls out of Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance's pockets as he investigates the former president and his vile spawn, right?

But first, a caveat: This story involves very rich people throwing their money around, and that is not the point! Are you personally appalled to see someone spend $50,000 a year to educate a middle schooler? Mazal tov! But can you put aside the pitchfork for a minute so we can 'splain you about tax evasion?

Cool, thanks. Now where were we?

Oh, right, we were at Columbia Grammar & Preparatory School on New York's Upper West Side, where families in the Trump orbit fork over massive wads of cash to educate their children. (Again, not the point.) Barron Trump attended the institution when he lived in New York; Michael Cohen once led the school's board; and Trump CEO Allen Weisselberg's grandchildren were also pupils. And that last one is how the school wound up with a subpoena from the grand jury roping them into the ever-expanding Trump investigation, where the district attorney is putting the screws to Weisselberg in an effort to get him to flip on his boss.

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