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Li'l Nebraska State Sen Lady Machaela Cavanaugh Sets Up Early Bid For BADASS OF THE YEAR!

Last month, Nebraska state Senator Machaela Cavanaugh declared that she'd filibuster every damn bill the Republican-controlled legislature put forward unless it pulled proposed legislation banning gender-affirming health care for transgender youth. Specifically, this anti-trans garbage would ban puberty blockers, gender-affirming surgeries, and hormone therapy.

A SPLAINER! What IS Gender Affirming Health Care For Kids Anyway, Because Texas Is Super F*cking Lying About It Right?

Cavanaugh wasn't shy about her intentions. She said, "If people are like, 'Is she threatening us?' let me be clear: Yes, I am. I am threatening you." She added, "If this Legislature collectively decides that legislating hate against children is our priority, then I am going to make it painful; painful for everyone. Because if you want to inflict pain upon our children, I am going to inflict pain upon this body.”

Those are the badass lines from the trailer for the eventual movie starring Elizabeth Olsen.

The senator maintained her blanket filibuster for weeks, and the Legislature hasn't passed diddly squat all year. Cavanaugh told her colleagues last month, "I will burn this session to the ground over this bill. I have nothing but time, and I am going to use all of it."

Damn!



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Florida LGBTQ Hate Bills Want Some Bigot To Have 'Parental Rights' Over Everybody Else's Children

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and his cronies in the Republican-controlled state Legislature are self-proclaimed champions of "parental rights" in education. They called their bigoted "Don't Say Gay" law a "historic bill to protect parental rights in education" that "reinforces parents’ fundamental rights to make decisions regarding the upbringing of their children." It was very important to Republicans, not just in Florida but in more than a dozen states with similar gross laws, that parents maintained their inalienable right to treat their kids horribly.

However, despite the Right's absurd "groomer" narrative, most teachers aren't randomly declaring students trans in open defiance of their parents. While this concept might confuse and horrify Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro, there are many supportive parents who love their trans children for who they are and respect their gender identity. Scared bigots shouldn't freak out, though, because Florida's got their back!

The Republican-controlled Legislature now wants to restrict the use of peoples’ personal pronouns to those aligned with the sex assigned on their birth certificate, and they're starting with public schools. No, it doesn't matter if parents have approved their kids' preferred pronouns. Laughably, this proposed law builds off their so-called "Parental Rights in Education Act," so we guess when Republicans were yakking about "parental rights," they meant .... other parents or even childless adults who really hate trans kids.

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Right Wing Extremism

What's Going On With The Ricky Vaughn Trial?

An explainer!

Closing arguments for the Ricky Vaughn trial will commence today, and as such, we thought we'd do a little explainer to catch everyone up on what the hell is going on here.

Who Is Ricky Vaughn?

Ricky Vaughn is the alias of 33-year-old notorious far-right, white nationalist, pro-Trump Twitter troll Douglass Mackey, stolen from the name of Charlie Sheen's character in the 1989 film Major League. Along with several others like him, Mackey helped normalize extreme and overt anti-Semitism in the Republican party. Tucker Carlson describes him as a "conservative journalist," despite the fact that he has not actually produced any "journalism."

Mackey, as his alias Ricky Vaughn, was determined by the MIT Media Lab to have been the 107th most influential person in the 2016 election, ahead of NBC News, Stephen Colbert, and Newt Gingrich.

Mackey's real identity was revealed in April of 2018 by fellow white nationalist Paul Nehlen, who felt that Mackey and others had gone too mainstream and later confirmed by the Huffington Post. Because of this, the Justice Department was able to build a case against him, eventually arresting him in January of 2021.

What Did He Do?

Mackey was not arrested for loving Donald Trump too much or for criticizing Hillary Clinton. He was arrested for conspiracy to deprive others of their right to vote. Specifically, Mackey created and posted a fake ad, targeting Black people, telling Clinton voters that they could vote by text message, which of course they could not.



Specifically, Mackey is being charged under 18 U.S.C. § 241, which "makes it unlawful for two or more persons to agree to injure, threaten, or intimidate a person in the United States in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured by the Constitution or laws of the United States or because of his or her having exercised such a right," a crime punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

Mackey and his supporters claim that the image was merely a "shitpost" and a meme, and was intended to be satire rather than a sincere effort to keep people from voting. That story has been undermined by transcripts of chats Mackey was involved in, in which he talked about how the goal was to keep Black people from voting so that Trump would win, along with testimony from fellow troll and current FBI informant Microchip, who confirmed last week that this was the actual purpose of the fake ad.

The prosecution also introduced evidence showing that Mackey had called Black people, whom he specifically targeted with the fake ad, "the most gullible."


Supporters have compared the meme to stupid old jokes like "Democrats vote on Tuesday, Republicans vote on Wednesday." However, while it's clear that that's a joke, the fake ad was designed to look like a legitimate advertisement from Hillary Clinton's campaign, featuring a Black woman next to a sign reading "African-Americans for President Hillary," along with logos associated with the Clinton campaign and even a disclosure at the bottom that it was "Paid for by Hillary Clinton 2016." It also included a number for people to text — a number prosecutors say received 5,000 messages.

So Is This A Free Speech Issue Or A Voter Suppression Issue?

Mackey, his supporters, and his lawyers contend that it is a free speech issue, and to some degree it is. It's very much about where the line between protected free speech and actual voter suppression is. The fact is, it is legal to lie in political campaigns, even if that makes people less likely to vote for one's opponent, so long as it doesn't cross the line of defamation. President George H.W. Bush wasn't going to be sent to prison for promising "no new taxes" and then later reneging on that promise.

However, it becomes a little more murky when it comes to keeping people from voting, though most of the precedent for cases like this have been related to robocalls, which can be prosecuted as telecommunications fraud. Last year, Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman pleaded guilty to telecommunications fraud for sending out thousands of robocalls targeting Black voters and telling them that the information they gave by voting by mail could be used by law enforcement and debt collectors.

In 2011, Paul Schurick, the campaign manager for former Maryland governor Robert L. Ehrlich Jr., was sent to prison for having put out robocalls to supporters of Martin O'Malley that said, “Hello. I’m calling to let everyone know that Governor O’Malley and President Obama have been successful. Our goals have been met. The polls were correct, and we took it back. We’re okay. Relax. Everything’s fine. The only thing left is to watch it on TV tonight. Congratulations, and thank you.”

If these examples are fraud, then what Mackey did is certainly also fraud.

Part of the problem with this case, admittedly, is whether the statute he is being charged under can be applied narrowly enough so that it does not create a precedent that could, in fact, inhibit free speech.

Democrats have, for many years now, tried to pass variations on the Deceptive Practices and Voter Intimidation Prevention Act — initially proposed by then-Senator Barack Obama in 2007 — which would specifically prohibit "any person, within 60 days before a federal election, from communicating, causing to be communicated, or producing for communication certain information on voting, if the person (1) knows such information to be materially false, and (2) has the intent to impede or prevent another person from exercising the right to vote in an election," as well as "false statements regarding public endorsements and hindering, interfering with, or preventing voting or registering to vote." That would have imposed a prison sentence of one year.

If that law existed, this would be relatively cut and dry, with no possible future implications, but it does not.

How Is The Trial Going So Far?

In his testimony, Microchip — who has already pleaded guilty to a conspiracy charge involving his own involvement in discouraging Clinton supporters from voting correctly — explained that his goal was to cause chaos and destroy Clinton's reputation at any cost. He specifically cited the leaked John Podesta emails that led to the Pizzagate conspiracy, saying there was nothing bad or sinister in the emails but he made it seem like there was. “My talent is to make things weird and strange, so there is controversy.”

Mackey's lawyers have tried and largely failed at the "free speech" angle.

Via NY Daily News:

Mackey’s lawyer Andrew Frisch has unsuccessfully tried to get the case tossed on First Amendment grounds. In direct testimony, he had Mackey identify a 2016 tweet by comedian Kristina Wong telling Trump supporters to vote by text, and on the wrong day.

That tweet has been making the rounds in conservative social media circles, in an attempt to paint Mackey as the victim of a politicized federal justice system.Mackey’s contention is that he was merely ”s--tposting” to get a rise out of Clinton’s campaign and supporters, and that he had no intent to deceive because he didn’t think anyone could possibly believe they were allowed to vote by text.

“Especially when it comes from a Twitter account with a MAGA hat and a Bane mask,” he said, describing his profile picture. “It’s not that I didn’t think it would work. I wasn’t trying to get it to work.”


The difference between Mackey's post and Kristina Wong's, however, is that Wong's image was a picture of herself in a MAGA hat — not an official-looking flyer. She also did not include an actual number to text and told people to get ready to vote on "Super Wednesday," which is more obviously a joke.

Mackey, meanwhile, belonged to a group chat for Trump trolls called "The War Room," in which people actually discussed how to make the fake ads more believable, though he claimed on the stand not to have seen any of those discussions. He claims he just copied and pasted something he found on 4chan and that the meme featuring a Black woman was entirely coincidental.

Mackey reportedly "choked up" when confronted about his history of racist and sexist tweets, including those about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote, and asked if he'd ever apologized for them.

“Yes, I have,” he said. “To my family.”


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No, Bears Aren't Attracted To Menstruating Campers. They Just Want Your Food.

Wonkette Book Club with special guest, author Ruby McConnell!

While you wait for our next thrilling post, feel free to watch my interview with Oregon author Ruby McConnell.

Ruby's written A Woman’s Guide to the Wild and Ground Truth: A Geological Survey Of Life, which was a finalist for the 2021 Oregon Book Award. Her writing has appeared in publications such as Grain Literary Journal, Oregon Humanities Magazine, and Mother Earth News and was awarded an Oregon Literary Arts Fellowship in 2016.

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Joe Tacopina: Trump's Newest Bad Lawyer

It's your very legally amateur Sunday show rundown!

It's either because he's a terrible client or never pays his bills or no one wants to be on the losing side, but Donald Trump has an uncanny ability to pick out the worst attorneys to ever pass the bar. His latest legal draft pick: Joseph Tacopina, who appeared on this Sunday's "Meet The Press" with Chuck Todd.



Similar to an infamous appearance by Rudy Giuliani, Chuck Todd's oft-suppressed journalistic instincts awakened when given such an incompetent target. The trouble for Tacopina began when Todd asked why Trump got the media and the right-wing into a lather about his impending arrest last week. Tacopina, because he couldn't just say his client is a bullshit artist who is willing to incite dumbasses to protect his own hide, tried to blame others.

TACOPINA: No, he didn't make it up, he was reacting towards a lot of leaks coming out of the district attorney's office. There had been a leak, Chuck, that Monday, the day before that Tuesday, there was a law enforcement meeting, including Secret Service and NYPD, that was going to go through the logistics of the arraignment. [...] So he just, I think he just assumed based on those leaks that that's what was going to happen.

As Lemony Snicket once wrote, "Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make — bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake — if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble." Neither Tacopina nor his client have ever learned this lesson, which is why the rest of Tacopina's answers to Todd's questions came off as a series of unfortunate events for his credibility. When Todd read some of Trump's public statements on social media, specifically targeting Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, Tacopina attempted to change the subject.

TACOPINA: So Chuck, as his lawyer, I want to dissect this case, because it's a case that shouldn't be brought and wouldn't be brought if it were anyone other than Donald Trump, let's be clear about that. Does anyone actually think [...] that anyone else would be prosecuted for making a civil settlement in a hush money case with personal funds? Of course not.

Literally that was what Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen, was prosecuted for and served federal prison time for. The crime, mind you, that was at the direction of and reimbursed by Donald Trump through his businesses and he's currently being investigated for.

Todd, again, pressed Tacopina about Trump's attacks on Bragg through social media and Tacopina deflected poorly.


TACOPINA: [...] Again, I'm not his social media consultant. I don’t -- I think that was an ill-advised post that one of his social media people put up, and he quickly took down when he realized the rhetoric in the photo that was attached to it. But that being said --
TODD: You're only referring to the baseball bat.
TACOPINA: ... I'm not here to defend or support —
TODD: He didn't take down the other rhetoric. [...]

Tacopina then reverted back to his only defense of Trump, mainly that this was "personal funds" and "would have been made payment irrespective of the candidacy or campaign," which he views as bulletproof for his client. But when Todd pulled his best Inigo Montoya impression about this "personal funds" argument, Tacopina made a colossal legal mistake that even Todd couldn't ignore.

TODD: [...] So you call it personal funds. It is, in a court of law, it's been proven —
TACOPINA: It is personal funds.
TODD: — that it was Trump Organization funds.
TACOPINA: It's personal funds. It was not funds related to the campaign. That's the distinction —
TODD: But he used a Trump Organization check.
TACOPINA: It's not campaign finance laws. But Chuck, that's personal, that’s personal. It has nothing to do with the campaign —
TODD: So everything with the Trump Organization is Donald Trump the person?
TACOPINA: Let's focus this —
TODD: I mean, you realize the door you're opening there.

I don't think Tacopina realized what he did there, Chuck, as his continued answer dug the hole deeper.

TACOPINA: [...] These were personal funds. By all accounts, these were personal funds, not campaign funds. It's personal or campaign – whether Trump Organization, Donald Trump the person, you know, Mar-A-Lago Corporation, whatever it is – they're personal and not campaign funds. And that's the key distinction here. If they were campaign funds, we'd be having a different discussion. [...]

But, as Todd then pointed out, Tacopina's client might not be facing campaign finance charges.

Tacopina basically admitted what everyone knows: The Trump family uses his organizations and corporations as their own personal piggy banks, much like they did with the Trump "charities."

This makes DA Bragg's case much easier ... not that he needs help since he's done this type of case many times before despite what Trump's surrogates say.

TODD: But again, what this investigation may end up being is about the, essentially the falsifying business records. Which by the way, this prosecutor has brought over 60 – this one and the previous one – has brought over 60 times over the last four years. This is not an unusual crime to charge somebody with [...]

When Todd brought up falsifying business records and ledgers to say the payments were "legal fees," Tacopina outlined how somehow that was ok in what will probably be what he's remembered for after all this.

TACOPINA: [...] Seriously, what would he personal ledger? "Payment for hush money to quiet an affair that I claim I never had so my family doesn't get embarrassed." Is that what he should put in his ledger? There's no, nothing wrong with putting whatever you want in your ledger [...] You're being petty. [...]

Todd ended the segment these clips of a very familiar lawyer saying how this was crime when it was first reported in 2018.

We bet Tacopina wishes his reality show dreams hadn't flamed out 5 years ago.

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