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God Closes Kevin McCarthy Door, Puts ‘Kick Me’ Sign On Some Dork Patrick McHenry’s Window
Big man. Big maaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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Oh No, Is Jesus Also On Trial For Inflating The Value Of His Properties By Billions? How Embarrassing.
You wouldn't think Jesus would pull shit like that.
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Trump Civil Trial Gets Off To Smashing Start. And He Hasn't Even Taken The Stand Yet!
You can move to Florida, but you can never leave New York.
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NC Classical Station Scandalized By Operas About Anti-Death Penalty Nuns, Gay People, Malcolm X
The station will not air several Met productions it has deemed "offensive" this year.
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MAGA Idiots Trying So Hard To Convince Us Jamaal Bowman's Fire Alarm Is More January 6 Than January 6
Also being super white supremacist about it, SURPRISE.
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Kevin McCarthy Speakership Grand Closing Celebration!
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The Great Zelle Pool Scam! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 4, 2023
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Putin's Got Plans To Get Americans (Republicans) Waaaaay More Excited About Genociding Ukraine
American officials say the stakes for him are higher in 2024 than they were in 2016 or 2020. Get ready.
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Yes, Laphonza Butler Is Cali Enough To Serve In Senate. Let's Move On.
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