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This 'Travel Hack' Is Stupid, Illegal, And Not At All Funny! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 22, 2023
And it's not even a hack! Morning news roundup!
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Most Important Issue Facing Congress: Stopping John Fetterman's Body Double From Wearing Shorts At Senate
The pussy grabbing party has thoughts about 'decorum.'
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Rudy Sued For $1.4 Million By His Old Lawyers, Probably Gonna Have To Start An OnlyFans
LMAO ruined your brain with that mental image.
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UAW Strike Day Four: Which Side Are You On, Man?
Hopefully the right one!
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Oh No Not A JOBS PROGRAM To Fight CLIMATE CHANGE!
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