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How Dumb Is Kevin McCarthy On A Scale Of One To Manifest Destiny?
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Why Does Tommy Tuberville Hate The Troops So Much?
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Stop Resisting These Five Inevitable Christmas Songs. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 28, 2023
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Israeli News Folks Sound Super-Impressed With Elon Musk-Netanyahu Visit
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Trump Thinks He's Gonna Rebrand As Abortion 'Moderate' After Killing Roe
As if anyone thought he was sincere to begin with.
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Meeting the talented comedian underneath the wig.
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Some Insufficient Words About Stephen Sondheim: A Reprise
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Remembering Rosalynn Carter, 1927-2023
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WonkTV: Good Riddance To Bad Joe Manchin!
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Texas Cops Can't Stop Killing People With Their Cars While Chasing Immigrants
Well, they could ...
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Trump Says He Calls Biden ‘Obama’ Because Hey Did You Hear How Good He Did On His Dementia Test?
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Thanksgiving Cocktail, The Flying Turkey!
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It's Wonkette Happy Hour (Again), With This Morning's Cocktail, Irish Coffee!
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Uniting Around Any Piece Of Peace, No Matter How Small
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The National Climate Assessment Has Art, Too. It's Pretty Cool!
'If you sit by the riverside, you see a culmination of all things upstream' — Poet Laureate Ada Limón
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US And China — Yes, THAT China — Agree To Expand Renewable Energy, Ditch Fossil Fuels
For that uncle who says China's doing 'nothing.' Now he'll say China's lying. Never mind that uncle, he's a lost cause.
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Voters Tell 'Moms For Liberty' To Eat Shit
Time to put education back in the country's boards of education.
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