By which we mean he MAY have broken a few laws JUST A TINY!
Goddammit, Blue Eyes! You coulda had class. You coulda been a contender. Well ... maybe not so much. But it sure as shit didn't have to go down like this. Today Michael Avenatti is being charged with extortion in New York, stealing client funds in California, and bank fraud in Mississippi. Goin' out in a blaze of glory, baby!
With the proviso that we will be forever grateful to this fucking idiot for handing us Michael Cohen and Trump's campaign finance violations on a silver platter, let's get into this HOT MESS OF STUPID.