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Wonkette presents: THE SPLIT. Chapter One.
In which we meet our heroine and her dainty little gun.
THE SPLIT: Chapter Two
In which Lorinda demonstrates her bartending virtuosity.
THE SPLIT: Chapter Three
In which our heroine receives a promotion and prepares to celebrate.
THE SPLIT: Chapter Four
In which our heroine proves herself an immoral citizen of the CCSA.
THE SPLIT: Chapter Five
In which our heroine goes to church.
Wonkette Movie Night: The Thin Man (1934)
"For tomorrow may bring sorrow, so tonight let us be gay."
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Nice Judge Bans Family Separation At The Border For The Next Eight Years
What a not-bitterly-ironic way to celebrate Human Rights Day yesterday.
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Texas Court Gives Ken Paxton Another Shot To Force Woman To Give Birth To Dead Baby
Katie Cox will also likely lose her ability to have another in the process.
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How To Convince Americans That Biden's Economy Is Really Pretty Good
Maybe the answer isn't WPA-style murals about green energy, but I want 'em anyway.
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Happy National Llama Day!
And some more cute animals besides llamas!
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Starfish And Coffee!
Maple syrup and jam.
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Dem Bill Would Evict Poor Hedge Funds From Single Family Homes
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Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz Diagnoses The Problem: Republicans Are WEIRD
They're so often terrified of things that aren't real.
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Joe Biden Taking Another Whack At Student Debt Relief
If high interest eated your student loan balance, you're probably in luck!
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Will Voters Stop Griping About Economy If Democrats Promise To Stop Saying 'Bidenomics'?
That's apparently how this works.
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Kirk Cameron Is Coming For Your Children's Book Fairs
This crosses a line.
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Hunter Biden Indicted For Tax Stuff, And Boy Are Republicans Mad
It's almost like they don't give a shit about the facts at all!
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Guess We Can Handle Another Strong Jobs Report: 199,000 New Jobs In November, Unemployment Down To 3.7 Percent
Another better-than-forecast month to burden Joe Biden.
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Maude's Abortion, That Bastard In Texas, And At Least One Good News In Your Reproductive Rights Roundup!
Right on!
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JD Vance Would Like To Put Writer In Prison For Crime Of 'Mean To Trump.' That's Cool Right?
Must have missed the day Yale Law School taught 'law.'
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Please Make Me Like The Holidays
Self-helpy AF.
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In New York, Unions And Climate Activists Sing Duets, Braid Each Other's Hair, Save Planet. And Joe Biden Helped!
Climate policy and industrial policy making out under the bleachers!
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MAGA Idiots Confused How Taylor Swift Is Person Of The Year, Like Did She Even Say The 'N'-Word?
So much coping.
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34 Pink Christmas Decor Ideas for a Nontraditional Twist! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 8, 2023
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Those Cakes We Like… Have Been STOLLEN By The DEEP STATE
Oh no, it's Christmas 2016 all over again!
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In New York, Unions And Climate Activists Sing Duets, Braid Each Other's Hair, Save Planet. And Joe Biden Helped!
Climate policy and industrial policy making out under the bleachers!
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Joe Biden Taking Another Whack At Student Debt Relief
If high interest eated your student loan balance, you're probably in luck!
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California Has Nutty Idea To Help Released Felons Get Food, Housing, Etc.: Cash For Food, Housing, Etc.
It's so crazy it just might work!
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Hey, Let's Round Out The Week With Some Good Economy And Climate News!
There's green to be made in Green.
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