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In which we meet our heroine and her dainty little gun.
THE SPLIT: Chapter Two
In which Lorinda demonstrates her bartending virtuosity.
THE SPLIT: Chapter Three
In which our heroine receives a promotion and prepares to celebrate.
THE SPLIT: Chapter Four
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In which our heroine goes to church.
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Guess We Can Handle Another Strong Jobs Report: 199,000 New Jobs In November, Unemployment Down To 3.7 Percent
Another better-than-forecast month to burden Joe Biden.
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Maude's Abortion, That Bastard In Texas, And At Least One Good News In Your Reproductive Rights Roundup!
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Climate policy and industrial policy making out under the bleachers!
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Climate policy and industrial policy making out under the bleachers!
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Joe Biden Taking Another Whack At Student Debt Relief
If high interest eated your student loan balance, you're probably in luck!
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California Has Nutty Idea To Help Released Felons Get Food, Housing, Etc.: Cash For Food, Housing, Etc.
It's so crazy it just might work!
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Hey, Let's Round Out The Week With Some Good Economy And Climate News!
There's green to be made in Green.
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